For full-breasted pleasure, try this recipe - the most appreciative content found about breasts on the web (from Tripod):

Chicken Breasts
with Wild Rice

4 chicken breasts
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 can cream of celery soup
1 /2 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. black pepper
1/2 tsp. paprika
1 box wild rice
1/2 tsp. Greek seasoning
Cooking spray
1 soup can milk
1 cup grated cheese

Mix together salt, black pepper, Greek seasoning, & paprika. Season chicken with seasoning mixture. Spray a frying pan with cooking spray & cook chicken breasts until almost done. Cook rice according to package directions. Add soups & 1 can of milk to cooked rice. Pour rice mixture into a 3 qt. baking dish. Place cooked chicken breasts on top of rice. Cook for 20 minutes in preheated 350° oven. Top with grated cheese & cook 10 more minutes.

Look up breasts on the Internet. Try to find a site that doesn't deal with a) breast augmentation, or b) breast cancer. So we wanna be Pamela Lee, or we need a mastectomy? These appear to be your options: breasts as nippled rockets or as health liability.

We have our own ideas about the twins, enough for an absolute tit fit. We missed running our own series of breast stories during October, which was breast cancer awareness month, and frankly--that's good. Because although we've got some "legitimate" educational info to offer, such as how to operate your breasts during a self-exam and changes to look for, our take on the subject is more about breast appreciation than breast health, more about breast humor than boob jobs.

Part 12: Fit Tits Part 11: Tales of my 8th grade nothings Part 10: Breastgirl Part 9: No, I'm not just happy to see you Part 8: She loves them not Part 7: Snapshot Part 6: DDouble DDelight Part 5: A Breast's Best Friend? Part 4: Braless wonder Part 3: Chicken breasts Part 2: Feel for me, Boo-bee Part 1: Adventures in Flatland

And oh yes, they're all real. But you'd probably figure that out since none of our boobs look like they're mounting an attack on our chins.

All photos by Robyn Eden.