| Always be on time. |
Be early once. You can remind people
of it for months. |
| Avoid fast food. |
Avoid fast food unless you have a
coupon. |
| Drink 8 glasses of water a day. |
Drink one glass of water a day. |
| Eat lots of vegetables. |
Have a Bloody Mary instead of a Margarita.
If you're ambitious eat the celery. |
| Exercise daily. |
Have a good stretch once a week. |
| Finish what you start. |
When you open a cabinet, close it. |
| Floss after every meal. |
Buy a new toothbrush. |
| Lead a more fulfilling life.
|
Follow your horoscope religiously. |
| Lead a more organized life. |
Put your keys in the same place every
day. |
| Learn to speak a foreign language.
|
Watch a movie with subtitles. |
| Make the bed every morning. |
Wash you sheets once a month. |
| Never bounce another check. |
Keep a set of backup checks in the
glove compartment. |
| Organize the closet. |
Replace the light bulb in the closet. |
| Quit smoking. |
Empty your ashtrays. |
| Quit drinking. |
Drink your beer out of a frosty mug. |
| Save money. |
Save your change. |
| Stop procrastinating. |
Fill the gas tank BEFORE riding on
empty. |
| Upgrade wardrobe. |
Throw away all holey socks. |
| Volunteer time to a charity. |
Take your unwanted items to Goodwill.
|
| Walk the dog three times daily. |
Kiss your dog three times daily. |
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