Have you ever seen your mother dance? Not the Electric Slide at a wedding or waltzing with a partner, but on her own, freestyle? If so, the picture is likely to be burned into your brain (stored for quick reference in the mortification lobe).

Next time you and your girlfriends are sitting around with nothing to do, put on an appropriate CD (something from the 70s like "You Can Ring My Bell") and proclaim that everyone has to dance like their moms. Go ahead, it’s a hoot. Just pay careful attention to the moves you’re coming up with and vow never to do them in front of your own children.